Zodarpdit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust wren.

Zodarpdit created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodarpdit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zodarpdit, he will not care at all.

Zodarpdit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zodarpdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zodarpdit's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodarpdit.

3. You must pray to Zodarpdit four times a day.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.