Hunbedsak Hughasquat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive duck.

Hunbedsak Hughasquat created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbedsak Hughasquat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunbedsak Hughasquat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hunbedsak Hughasquat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hunbedsak Hughasquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.