Tonkinbitfliggub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent porpoise.

Tonkinbitfliggub created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkinbitfliggub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tonkinbitfliggub, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tonkinbitfliggub's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tonkinbitfliggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Always obey Tonkinbitfliggub's priests.

4. Hide if seven swans approach from the west.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.