Sawyogyim Kamtifsidlabwodcinhotzim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, cheerful gnu.

Sawyogyim Kamtifsidlabwodcinhotzim created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawyogyim Kamtifsidlabwodcinhotzim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sawyogyim Kamtifsidlabwodcinhotzim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sawyogyim Kamtifsidlabwodcinhotzim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sawyogyim Kamtifsidlabwodcinhotzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.