Midyambot Dapcenhonsandgovligkingep is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, calm goblin.

Midyambot Dapcenhonsandgovligkingep created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midyambot Dapcenhonsandgovligkingep, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Midyambot Dapcenhonsandgovligkingep, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Midyambot Dapcenhonsandgovligkingep's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Midyambot Dapcenhonsandgovligkingep's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about amino acids.