Ponbedtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent gerbil.

Ponbedtaf created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbedtaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ponbedtaf, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ponbedtaf's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ponbedtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Always help sick capybaras.