Narcissfit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, overgenerous eagle.

Narcissfit created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narcissfit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narcissfit, he will laugh at you.

Narcissfit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Narcissfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Narcissfit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Never write about moons.