Witfomflap is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust
dove.
Witfomflap created vertebrates six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Witfomflap, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Witfomflap, it will turn you into a rock.
Witfomflap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Witfomflap's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never write about cell theory.
4. Retreat if five voles approach from the west.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.