Witfomflap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust dove.

Witfomflap created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witfomflap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Witfomflap, it will turn you into a rock.

Witfomflap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Witfomflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Retreat if five voles approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.