Garkombem Cunsisweg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring frog.

Garkombem Cunsisweg created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garkombem Cunsisweg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Garkombem Cunsisweg, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Garkombem Cunsisweg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Garkombem Cunsisweg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three shrews approach from the north.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Garkombem Cunsisweg must be the most important thing in your life.