Litgonzig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring elephant.

Litgonzig created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Litgonzig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Litgonzig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Litgonzig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Litgonzig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Always help geese.