Febbamlin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair eagle.

Febbamlin created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbamlin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Febbamlin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Febbamlin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Febbamlin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Run away from cyan pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.