Hamfomtap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental rat.

Hamfomtap created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamfomtap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hamfomtap, he will turn you into a rock.

Hamfomtap's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hamfomtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.