Sadsadcin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful elephant.

Sadsadcin created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sadsadcin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadsadcin, she will not care at all.

Sadsadcin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sadsadcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Hide if eight sharks approach from the north.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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