Jipguthas is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever coyote.

Jipguthas created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipguthas, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipguthas, it will think nothing of it.

Jipguthas' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jipguthas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipguthas.