Bapkomlim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, passionate mole.

Bapkomlim created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapkomlim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bapkomlim, he will ignore you.

Bapkomlim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bapkomlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Bapkomlim on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.