Gebpinbarn Gadgupkab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong bird.

Gebpinbarn Gadgupkab created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebpinbarn Gadgupkab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gebpinbarn Gadgupkab, it will make you grow a tail.

Gebpinbarn Gadgupkab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gebpinbarn Gadgupkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Worship no other gods but Gebpinbarn Gadgupkab.