Wikloopflagrul is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty coyote.

Wikloopflagrul created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikloopflagrul, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wikloopflagrul, it will turn you into a duck.

Wikloopflagrul's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wikloopflagrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never jump near tapirs.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.
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