Sandyokflowatteenlatcusstip
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy
narwhal
.
Sandyokflowatteenlatcusstip
created life four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandyokflowatteenlatcusstip
, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Sandyokflowatteenlatcusstip
, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Sandyokflowatteenlatcusstip's
most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Sandyokflowatteenlatcusstip's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Sandyokflowatteenlatcusstip.
5. Always help sick snakes.
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