Natdusstim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless raccoon.

Natdusstim created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natdusstim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Natdusstim, it will manifest in front of you.

Natdusstim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Natdusstim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. You must pray to Natdusstim eight times a day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.