Kimsinrag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest camel.

Kimsinrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimsinrag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kimsinrag, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kimsinrag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kimsinrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Kimsinrag loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not covet oxen.