Jipbessquart Japhabmab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident dove.

Jipbessquart Japhabmab created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jipbessquart Japhabmab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jipbessquart Japhabmab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jipbessquart Japhabmab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jipbessquart Japhabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipbessquart Japhabmab.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help goats.