Nadhonbiss is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid
donkey.
Nadhonbiss created carbon two years ago.
If you believe in
Nadhonbiss, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Nadhonbiss, she will cry a lot.
Nadhonbiss' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Nadhonbiss' Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
2. Do not eat bananas.
3. Do not wear iron on your body.
4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nadhonbiss.