Rulldibnulflammabcet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart chicken.

Rulldibnulflammabcet created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulldibnulflammabcet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rulldibnulflammabcet, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rulldibnulflammabcet's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rulldibnulflammabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Rulldibnulflammabcet loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if five rats approach from the south.