Fumwadhun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate warg.

Fumwadhun created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumwadhun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumwadhun, it will send you a sign.

Fumwadhun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fumwadhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.