Fumwadhun is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate
warg.
Fumwadhun created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fumwadhun, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fumwadhun, it will send you a sign.
Fumwadhun's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Fumwadhun's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never talk about planets.
4. Do not speak about spinach.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.