Gilguncub is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid
dragon.
Gilguncub created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Gilguncub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gilguncub, she will turn you into a snail.
Gilguncub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Gilguncub's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Erect five lead sculptures of Gilguncub on top of important buildings.