Kopstipyartrow is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, boastful dryad.

Kopstipyartrow created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopstipyartrow, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kopstipyartrow, it will curse you with boils.

Kopstipyartrow's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kopstipyartrow's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always obey Kopstipyartrow's priests.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Put Kopstipyartrow first in all things.