Largbighun is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able
whale.
Largbighun created humanity five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Largbighun, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Largbighun, it will turn you into a mole.
Largbighun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Largbighun's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never talk about nebulae.
3. Hide from violet bats for they are unholy.
4. Never mention mites.
5. Do not take Largbighun's name in vain.