Fudgarbat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong dingo.

Fudgarbat created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fudgarbat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudgarbat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fudgarbat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fudgarbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick sharks.