Rilfotfat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, confident skunk.

Rilfotfat created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Rilfotfat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rilfotfat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rilfotfat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Rilfotfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.