Rilfotfat is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, confident
skunk.
Rilfotfat created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rilfotfat, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Rilfotfat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Rilfotfat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Rilfotfat's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.
2. Always look after injured bats.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never think about amino acids.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.