Kapmidbiss Hudhabdim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful wyrm.

Kapmidbiss Hudhabdim created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapmidbiss Hudhabdim, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kapmidbiss Hudhabdim, she will be very sad.

Kapmidbiss Hudhabdim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kapmidbiss Hudhabdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Always pray immersed in water.