Satyogban is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited jellyfish.

Satyogban created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Satyogban, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Satyogban, it will be mildly annoyed.

Satyogban's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Satyogban's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from red birds for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Satyogban on top of all buildings.