Quillgutzed is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-confident frog.

Quillgutzed created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillgutzed, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quillgutzed, it will strike you with lightening.

Quillgutzed's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Quillgutzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never hurt mites.