Flyfomyarp is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, fast
aardvark.
Flyfomyarp created the Sun eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Flyfomyarp, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Flyfomyarp, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Flyfomyarp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Flyfomyarp's Holy Commandments1. Do not run in public.
2. Never talk about cell theory.
3. Never feed tomatoes to geese while wearing orange hats.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never play with disobedient children.