Zedfagxuckmip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable chicken.

Zedfagxuckmip created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedfagxuckmip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zedfagxuckmip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedfagxuckmip's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zedfagxuckmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Hide from turquoise badgers for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the east.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.