Yog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, happy gerbil.

Yog created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yog, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.