Mapcebfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful deer.

Mapcebfod created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Mapcebfod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mapcebfod, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mapcebfod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mapcebfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.