Latnarhat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind newt.

Latnarhat created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latnarhat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Latnarhat, he will turn you into a snail.

Latnarhat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Latnarhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Latnarhat must be the most important thing in your life.
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