Padomtcut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciless owl.

Padomtcut created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Padomtcut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Padomtcut, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Padomtcut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Padomtcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Pray towards the west.