Tiphogjigmum is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered dryad.

Tiphogjigmum created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiphogjigmum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiphogjigmum, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tiphogjigmum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tiphogjigmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Hide if four goats approach from the west.

3. Run away if seven sheep approach from the north.

4. Always obey Tiphogjigmum's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.
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