Yimshavfob is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, slow narwhal.

Yimshavfob created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimshavfob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yimshavfob, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yimshavfob's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Yimshavfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Put Yimshavfob first in all things.