Yimshavfob is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, slow
narwhal.
Yimshavfob created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yimshavfob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Yimshavfob, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Yimshavfob's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Yimshavfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never think ill of sick great tits.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Put Yimshavfob first in all things.