Quatdunjapbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever goblin.

Quatdunjapbonk created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatdunjapbonk, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quatdunjapbonk, it will be very unhappy.

Quatdunjapbonk's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Quatdunjapbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed cherries to mites while wearing white boots.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.