Sinboghat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful dolphin.

Sinboghat created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinboghat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sinboghat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sinboghat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sinboghat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sinboghat.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.