Suggutsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless mongoose.

Suggutsis created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Suggutsis, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Suggutsis, she will send you a sign.

Suggutsis' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Suggutsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Suggutsis loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.