Teenbabhub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish jackal.

Teenbabhub created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenbabhub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Teenbabhub, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Teenbabhub's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Teenbabhub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Teenbabhub on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear blue skirts.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide if six bats approach from the west.