Dapwegsabnar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable bee.

Dapwegsabnar created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapwegsabnar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dapwegsabnar, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dapwegsabnar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dapwegsabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dapwegsabnar.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must pray to Dapwegsabnar six times a day.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the east.
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