Lamtenmin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud yak.

Lamtenmin created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamtenmin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lamtenmin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lamtenmin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lamtenmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide if four whales approach from the west.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.
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