Hotfadfod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate giraffe.

Hotfadfod created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotfadfod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hotfadfod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hotfadfod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hotfadfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from turquoise nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.