Parkranrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, almighty dugong.

Parkranrul created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkranrul, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Parkranrul, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Parkranrul's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Parkranrul's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkranrul.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Parkranrul loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Parkranrul loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.