Yoktitpig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome chicken.

Yoktitpig created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktitpig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yoktitpig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yoktitpig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yoktitpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured turtles.