Budsabont is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonourable wasp.

Budsabont created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Budsabont, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Budsabont, he will not care.

Budsabont's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Budsabont's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not take Budsabont's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.